Malta’s
Supermoon viewing night was declared an unqualified success by the Energy
Minister this morning. While citizens of
many countries across the world had their views of the extra-large moon
impaired by light pollution, the Maltese government solved this problem by
simply shutting off the power between 8 and 10 PM last night.
“We want to
emphasise Malta as a country of natural beauty”, read the statement from the Energy
Ministry, “and how better to do that than by switching off all the lights,
mela. Maltese and foreign tourists were
able to enjoy the fantastic Supermoon as nature intended, and will have
beautiful photos that will last a lifetime.
As long as they remembered to charge their cameras earlier in the day.”
Small business
owners were less enthusiastic about the government imposed blackout, with some
estimates suggesting that the absence of power may have cost the local economy
upwards of ten million euros.
When asked
to comment, a government spokeswoman replied that “Restaurants don’t need
electricity to make a salad, and there is nothing more romantic than a
candle-lit dinner. We need to show more
initiative in this country sometimes.”
In other
news, the Ministry of Transport was unavailable for comment on the rumour that
Air Malta may dispense with airplanes in future to become the world’s first Zeppelin-only
airline, thus reducing noise pollution in the skies above the island.

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